You Already Love The Office—Now Get Paid to Binge-Watch it

Do you think watching The Office is cool? Do you think doing alcohol is cool?

It seems like yesterday Michael Scott hit Meredith with his car, and Jim put Andy’s phone in the ceiling. Believe it or not, The Office has been around for 15 years this March. To celebrate its anniversary, USDish.com is teaming up with one die-hard fan to watch 15 hours of The Office for $1,000.

Got caught in a pyramid scheme with the son of the deposed king of Nigeria? This isn’t a case of Scott’s tots. When we say we’ll pay you $1,000 to watch about 15 hours, we mean it.

You were there when Jim proposed to Pam. You watched as Dwight “lit” the office on fire. You sat through hours of Andy’s “singing.” Now you can earn 1,000 bucks to watch The Office all over again.

We’re Looking for Someone Not Superstitious, But a Little Stitious

Do you sing in the shower, spend too much time volunteering, or occasionally hit someone with your car? We don’t care how “flawed” you are. We want you to apply!

Here’s the lowdown: the person who lands the gig will have 9 days to watch 15 hours of The Office (roughly 45 episodes). As you’re watching, you’ll need to complete a checklist that tallies the number of common tropes that occur throughout each episode.

For instance, how many times does Stanley roll his eyes at the camera? How often does Phyllis talk about Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration? The goal is to help us understand how often sitcoms repeat popular tropes. We’ll provide you with general guidelines to track your experience, but in true Kelly Kapoor fashion, we also want you to share your unfiltered opinions and reactions on social media.

Think Meredith is a little predictable? Wish Toby had more lines? Let’s hear it!

Don’t Declare Bankruptcy—Apply Now!

If you’re obsessed with The Office as much as Michael is obsessed with Ryan, we’ll hook you up with more than cold hard cash.

The benefits:

$1,000 in compensation (you know, in case you forgot)
Winner’s kit with The Office swag (which may or may not include a Dundie, “World’s Best Boss” mug, Jell-O, and a stapler)
Netflix gift card
Freedom to complete the “job” from wherever you please (no need to go into an office to watch The Office)

Just think: for $1,000, you could spend a night at Schrute Farms. Or you could buy a TV as big as Michael’s.

Think you fit the bill? Tell us why you’re the biggest Office fan in the world. Add a video submission to boost your chances. The best part? There’s zero drug testing or background checks involved (someone tell Creed). Just remember: you can’t apply on behalf of somebody else—identity theft is not a joke.

Apply below before Monday, March 16 @ 5 p.m. MST!

So Long, Big Tuna, applications for The Office dream job have closed

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the form, and how do I apply?

When is the deadline to apply?

I live outside of the US. Can I still apply?

Do I need to be a USDish customer to apply?

How do I know if my application was received?

How do I submit/attach additional info?

How will I know if I got the gig?

The application form isn’t working—help!

Can I submit on behalf of a minor?

I am a member of the media and have a question!

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The rules of the competition and the prize for the winner are as follows:

Applicants must be at least 18 years old to participate.

Only residents of the United States are eligible to participate.

Only one winner will be selected from the entire pool of eligible entries. The selection process will be at the discretion of the USDish.com team. The winner will be required to complete specific tasks determined by USDish.com. If the winner does not follow through with their required tasks, they will not receive their cash prize of $1,000.

The winner agrees to the use of their name and image in any publicity material. Any personal data relating to the winner or any other entrants will be used solely in accordance with current federal and state data protection legislation and will not be disclosed to a third party without the entrant’s prior consent.

The winner will be notified by email and/or letter within 5 days of the closing date, Monday, March 16 @ 5 p.m. MST. If the winner cannot be contacted or does not confirm their participation and acceptance within 24 hours of notification, we reserve the right to withdraw the prize from the winner and pick a replacement winner.

USDish.com will provide the winner with a survival package either mailed or hand-delivered to them.

USDish.com will notify the winner when and where the prize can be collected.

USDish.com will not offer a cash alternative to the prize. The prize is not transferable. Prizes are subject to availability, and USDish.com reserves the right to substitute any prize with another of equivalent value without giving notice.

There is NO ENTRY FEE AND NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER THIS COMPETITION. Any purchase or consideration otherwise given by entrants will not improve one’s chances of winning.

The promoter of this competition is USDish.com, whose principal office is located at 5202 W. Douglas Corrigan Way, Salt Lake City, Utah 84116.

Employees of USDish.com or their family members or anyone else connected in any way with the competition shall not be permitted to enter the competition.

VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

The route to entry for the competition and details of how to enter are available via USDish.com. Individuals may enter to win by clicking on the participation link on USDish.com’s website. Upon clicking the participation link, entrants will be asked to provide their name and contact information so that USDish.com can notify applicants of the results.

The closing date for the application will be Monday, March 16 @ 5 p.m. MST. After this date, no further entries to the competition will be permitted.
USDish.com is an online authorized reseller of DISH Network. DISH Network L.L.C. is neither a sponsor or in any way affiliated in this sweepstakes